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Mainpage Software Games Adventure Graphic Adventures How to be a Complete Bastard

Приключенческая игра How to be a Complete Bastard для ZX Spectrum

Name of the program: How to be a Complete Bastard
Also known as: How to be a Complete Bastard Game
Categories:
Games / Adventure / Graphic Adventures
Supported languages: English
Legal status: No information
Produced by: Sentient Software Ltd
Published by: Virgin Games Ltd
Authors: Elliot Gay, Allistair Watt
Publication year: 1987
Links: Page on Spectrum ComputingPage on Spectrum Computing Page on World Of SpectrumPage on World Of Spectrum Page on Virtual TR-DOSPage on Virtual TR-DOS
Rating:
3.91
Added: 18.11.2016 19:49
HowToBeACompleteBastard
HowToBeACompleteBastard

How to be a Complete Bastard is a unique adventure game released in 1987 by Virgin Games. Based on the book by Adrian Edmondson, the game challenges players to embody the persona of a 'Complete Bastard' at a yuppie party. The primary objective is to make all guests leave the party through a series of mischievous and disruptive actions.

The game features a distinctive 'Bastavision' display, allowing players to view each room from multiple angles. This feature helps in navigating the party venue, uncovering hidden objects, and planning pranks effectively. Players must manage various meters, such as the Weeeometer and Drunkometer, which track bodily needs and intoxication levels, influencing the types of actions available.

Players engage in various activities to earn Bastard Points, which increase or decrease based on the nature of their actions. The ultimate goal is to light up all sixteen characters of the phrase 'COMPLETE BASTARD' by performing sufficiently disruptive deeds. The game encourages experimentation with objects found throughout the party to achieve this goal.

With its humorous premise and unique gameplay mechanics, How to be a Complete Bastard offers an unconventional gaming experience. The game requires players to think creatively and strategically to navigate social interactions and achieve their objectives, making it a memorable title from the late 1980s.

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Title Year Supported languages Release type Release by Hardware Times downloaded Times played
How to be a Complete Bastard 1987 English Original Virgin Games Ltd
🖥️ ZX Spectrum 128K
🖥️ ZX Spectrum 48K
🔊 AY-3-8910/12, YM2149F
🎮 Cursor
🎮 Interface2 joystick (right)
🎮 Kempston joystick
TZX tape Download HowToBeACompleteBastard.tzx.zip 49 151
HowToBeACompleteBastard
HowToBeACompleteBastard Back
HowToBeACompleteBastard SideA
HowToBeACompleteBastard SideB
HowToBeACompleteBastard
HowToBeACompleteBastard.txt
How to be a Complete Bastard 1987 English 128 Original Virgin Games Ltd
🖥️ ZX Spectrum 128K
🔊 AY-3-8910/12, YM2149F
🎮 Cursor
🎮 Interface2 joystick (right)
🎮 Kempston joystick
TAP tape Download HowToBeACompleteBastard128.tap.zip 29 6
How to be a Complete Bastard 1987 English 48 Original Virgin Games Ltd
🖥️ ZX Spectrum 48K
🔊 AY-3-8910/12, YM2149F
🎮 Cursor
🎮 Interface2 joystick (right)
🎮 Kempston joystick
Snapshot Z80 Download HowToBeACompleteBastard48.z80.zip 26 3
How to be a Complete Bastard 1987 English Re-release Ricochet
🖥️ ZX Spectrum 128K
🖥️ ZX Spectrum 48K
🔊 AY-3-8910/12, YM2149F
🎮 Cursor
🎮 Interface2 joystick (right)
🎮 Kempston joystick
TZX tape Download HowToBeACompleteBastard(Ricochet).tzx.zip 26 1
HowToBeACompleteBastard(Ricochet)
HowToBeACompleteBastard(Ricochet) Back
How to Be a Complete Bastard 1995 English Adaptation Mafia Private Corporation
SCL disk Download BASTARD_.ZIP 27 4 Page on Virtual TR-DOS
How to Be a Complete Bastard 1995 English Adaptation Rapeware Corporation
SCL disk Download HBCB_RWC.zip 23 3 Page on Virtual TR-DOS
How to Be a Complete Bastard 1995 English Adaptation D.A.V.
SCL disk Download HOWTODAV.zip 26 4 Page on Virtual TR-DOS
How to be a Complete Bastard English Re-release Dro Soft
🔊 AY-3-8910/12, YM2149F
🎮 Cursor
🎮 Interface2 joystick (right)
🎮 Kempston joystick
0 0
HowToBeACompleteBastard(DroSoft)
HowToBeACompleteBastard(DroSoft).pdf
How To Be Complete Bastard English Cracked S.s.captain
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TAP tape Download HOW TO BE COMPLETE BASTARD.tap 14 3
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Download game walkthrough in RZX format

howbastard.zip by Daren
czasnaretro 17.06.2025 23:04
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