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windows!=========
well, who doesn't know this wonderful show "windows", which airs day and night on THT and is hosted by a real person - Dima Kharyueff! but now you don't have to tear yourself away from the spectrum to watch it, because I will be summarizing some episodes for you right here (in brief, of course!) ______________________today we have:
-"finish on my nose"
-"push-push" and...
-"slobbery ears"
-----------------------------------------------------.1. first a guy came (a fat pretzel, by the way) and said that his wife, although 10 years older than him, still looks cool and that when he is away on business trips, everything is fine - his wife blooms and smells of something, but as soon as he gets stuck at home, she immediately feels bad. and he thinks she is cheating on him. the wife herself started insisting that nothing like that is happening, and two weeks ago a skinny old man, who works as a plumber, came to her and that she definitely doesn't want to sleep with him. although maybe. but then her friend came to the couch and ruined everything. how was it all? so..: men come to her while her husband is away on business trips in droves, and only to finish in her eyes (or nose - at her choice!) and then she smears it all around her eyes and it supposedly rejuvenates her, it's just awesome!!! the husband even didn't want to kiss her after such words for some reason!!! he even spat on the little table between the couches for some reason and seemed to be upset (or maybe I just imagined it).
-----------------------------------------------------.2. one girl really doesn't like that her boyfriend's friends constantly bother her, they just won't let her live in peace, that's it! and the boyfriend himself says that it's just how it should be and that she's a fool because his friends are the best and that she's never seen them sober, and that he is tired of dragging her to theaters and exhibitions, what's the point of that at all! but drinking vodka with friends is much more interesting. but then the girl burst out with revelations... she somehow heard how his friends suggested to Slava (that's what he was called, by the way) to imagine how she strains and groans (she seems to blush too) on the toilet, and if he likes it - then he definitely loves her! what fantasists, inventors, and pranksters his friends are!!! so she tried to pull this off right in the studio, barely managed to drag her away before she started testing Slava's feelings right there!
-----------------------------------------------------.3. the guy has completely changed, transformed, even extended his thing by 2 cm, but his wife still doesn't like him for some reason, there's no happiness! she said that he's an idiot, well why, she says, call work every 600 seconds and ask how things are, and when they are on the trolleybus, he slobbers her ears and offers to have sex (right there!) looking into the bewildered eyes of frigid old ladies. then Kharyueff asked her if she needed him to wash her panties and do her makeup in the mirror in the mornings. she said she didn't need makeup, but the idea about the panties was good!!! then the guy pulls out her diary, in which it is written in black and white that her ear wants to be slobbered (more precisely, licked) and whispered some indecencies (like - I will screw you right now!). and it is also written that she wants sex with some Roma. but it later turned out that everything is fine because Roma is not a guy, but a girl who will actually play the role of a guy. (like screwing her with a bell) and he still loves her, even Roma doesn't matter to him (that's what he said)!
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Contents of the publication: Full Pull #01
- НА-ЧАЛО - Maxx, captain tresh
Introduction to Full Pull magazine's launch with diverse content from ZX Spectrum enthusiasts, emphasizing community and unique content creation.
- ХАЙ-TECH
Step-by-step guide for creating a printed circuit board at home, from drilling to etching and soldering.
- ДЕЛАЙ SAM
Guide to adapting SEGA MegaDrive joysticks for ZX Spectrum, detailing wiring and assembly. Discusses joystick compatibility and modifications required. Provides practical tips for joystick customization.
- MY SPEKK
Description of a customized ZX Spectrum with detailed modifications and personal reflections. Highlights include unique hardware alterations and creative solutions. A call for others to share their Spectrum stories.
- SUPA-ГАМZ
Description of the game 'Operation Gunship' released by Codemasters, including gameplay mechanics and personal anecdotes from the author about their experiences playing it on ZX Spectrum.
- pC>>ZX
The article discusses adapting PC power supplies for use with the ZX Spectrum. It explores technical aspects, including wire configurations and power capacity. Practical tips for modification and repairs are provided.
- MY CITY
Personal exploration of city districts, highlighting unique features and personal experiences.
- ОКНАZZZ
Parody of a TV show, 'ОКНА', recapping episodes with satirical humor. Focuses on absurd and comedic relationship dilemmas. Explores themes of jealousy, friendship, and intimacy.
- TRSH-SKA3KA
The article tells a humorous story about a man who tricks a bear and ends up in a series of unfortunate events involving mushrooms and a cunning fox.
- NATЯGGG
Description of a summer night gathering in a village by a lakeside with young people engaging in social and intimate activities.
- НАМ ПИШУТ
Readers' letters section for thoughts and feelings.
- CREDITZЬ
The article lists contributors to the fpl-1, detailing their names, locations, and roles.
