SoundTrack: SECTOR/SERIOUS SPECCY GROUP'98
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Edition: Dan!!l/PGC/BD Ze Pagan/PGC/BD
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Instructions for Safe Sex Techniques
The instructions are based on the "Rules of Sexual Safety" approved by the State Sex Supervision.
1. GENERAL PROVISIONS
1.1 Safe sex (Sensual Daily Comprehensive Session) is allowed for males not younger than 18 years and females up to 75 years old (reassessment is carried out once a year by a commission chaired by the editor-in-chief of "HIV-info"). 1.2 The session involves at least two people. 1.3 Persons who have tested for HIV or have a certificate of such testing are allowed to participate in safe sex.
2. BEFORE THE SESSION
2.1 Obtain permission from the partner (female partner, partners). 2.2 Check the availability and functioning of the organs involved in safe sex and individual protection means. If any malfunction is detected, do not proceed with safe sex until it is resolved. 2.3 Check the reliability of the fastening mechanism for individual protection means.
3. DURING THE SESSION
3.1 Keep the organs involved in safe sex clean and tidy. 3.2 Search for erogenous zones strictly in accordance with international human rights resolutions, without violating the honor and dignity of the partner (female partner or partners). 3.3 The following is strictly prohibited: - using homemade individual protection means; - using previously used condoms; - removing protective devices before the end of the session; - sleeping during the session.
4. AFTER THE SESSION
4.1 Remove individual protection means. 4.2 Restore the surrounding environment. 4.3 Inform the partner (female partner, partners) about the end of the session.
5. EMERGENCY SITUATIONS
5.1 Emergency situations include: a) unwillingness of one of the partners to engage in contact; b) incompatibility of partners' organs; c) use of alcohol and tobacco products during the session; d) defects in individual protection means; e) injury to at least one of the partners.
6. ACTIONS IN AN EMERGENCY SITUATION
6.1 In accordance with p.p.5.1 (a,b,c,d) replace the partner (female partner, partners). 6.2 In accordance with p.p.5.1 (e) stop the session and replace the protective devices.
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Terminological Dictionary
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SHPENEK - thing in coaxial cable DRYEBEZG - increase of amplitude on the oscilloscope screen FISHKI - plugs KRENDELYAN - curved line ZIGZUG - zigzag line KRIVULYA - sine wave SHTUKENTSIYA - thing KHILATA - weak signal (impulse) VYSKOKI - sharp short-term increase of amplitude BUBLIKI - modulated signal OSCILOGRAPH - (in the 1st word emphasis on I) - oscilloscope INDUCTIVE REACTANCE - inductive resistance SHTUCHKI - microcircuits PICHKI - (emphasis on the 2nd I) - see vyskoki GREBENKA - sequence of impulses
Dictionary of Russian(?) Words
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2-3 PHRASES - unlimited amount of text BYAKA - bad deed ZHUCHILO (emphasis on "I") - bad person OPPUZYRIT'SYA - to strain oneself KOROBOCHKA - mouth LAPKA - hand FINITA - end DRUZHOK - official address to a student KATAT' RUCHKU - look for a victim KHITROMUDRO - convoluted ZAKAVYRKA - some difficulty KORYAVO - ugly PEREKOTCHUYUT - will move UDRUCHAYETE - upset SHTIRATEL'NY PRIBOR - rag ULECHIT' MINUTKU - carve out a minute MALEN'KAYA MATYUTECHKA - small paragraph RASSKVARSCHALIS' - started talking MALYUKHON'KAYA - tiny BUKHTISH' - you are talking BYAKA ZAKALYAKA KUSACHAYA - bad person OBCHEKRYZHILI - cut off OTSLAVIT' KHI-KHI - stop laughing OTSLAVIT' LYA-LYA - stop talking P-R-R' - stop shouting OTSLAVIM RUCHECHKИ - let's put our hands HIKHITUNCHIK NAPAL - laughter hits GRAFUL'NICHEK - graph ZALEPUSHKECHKI - student bumps TOVARISHCHI DEVOCHKI - girls, students SYMPATULICHKA - neat BOL'TOLOGIYA - passed material BEGUNOK - academic performance sheet
Notes from one, both, all teachers
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If we don't know, we will remember. Nerves of steel, like ropes. Even two is better than three... My throat hurts from shouting! I was deceived by both of you. (addressing 15 students) The best land is water. Sit up straight, both of you! If you sit again, you will go sit over there! Up to the side. The employment of youth is not allowed. Gloves are used so that you don't have hangnails. I will find some scapegoat and that's it - pay the money. All jackets out. It is prohibited to carry cylinders manually on shoulders. Let's start saying... This is somewhere in general - yes. That's why do plants fall? Production relations change, therefore economic laws cannot be the same. I wanted to clarify whether to give you 5 or 4, and I gave you 3. ...the question is developmental and cognitive. Let's turn on the light - we will be more awake. Just as I tell you... If so, then not so. I have already come and even started talking! First, know the rules, and then you build graphs. You are free from here! Let's go without going. Are you here or will you come? Whoever does not intend to listen to me, I will continue! You didn't even write my last name, where are you going! The excellent students have a road here. ...reduces the cost of production and its operation increase. I do not see the point of continuing our conversation! Voronkov, you are like Il'chenko and Kashchenko... They are here, so to speak. Each will receive tickets. This does not apply to you either. When I checked your tests, I was amazed at what the Russian language is capable of. You drew such things... Almost still far away... ...the same checkered paper as in the notebook. The same blue cardboard. ...seven segments forming an eight, and the ninth segment - a comma. Any line passing nearby begins to affect each other. Two CAME at once. It is better to put a number, otherwise the intersection was. ...to keep money on a mat under the door. Why did everyone jump up, what did they skip...? ...it's like a hip joint in a watermelon. ...no external influence can disrupt the course of the program's execution. In real life, such a situation is unacceptable, as no events outside the system can disrupt the sequence of its operation. This signal we send to our processor. If you think that you will reach everything else, you can go to the cafeteria. ...three registers - A and B. You open the mitten - you take it to the battery. A big KEYBOARD. ...and you hid the stove under the couch, and moreover, painted it in spots, and led the pipe under the floor. ...it rotates like a plane.
Erotica
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We will not do it now, take a break. Gennady Nikolaevich said he won't let you go alive. How long will you entertain yourself with the chair? Group 85 will not give what it could give.
Student Bumps
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You made me a goat. I hit the bench against the corner. A strange war is a war in which countries participate. If you kill me, you will lose a great loss. Glasses, mittens, a robe, so that the hair does not hang. He is three times wider in the chest volume. He will torment you all summer, but will still bring you to the white handle. Do you remember when the corpse was shot... The left hand must be the same as the right. The rest we said. I got an eraser stuck there. Igor, do you have a binary sheet? When warming the nose, two electrodes are wrapped in the uterus... ...splits into splinters. ...dull to dullness. My hands accidentally popped out. I am bending from barley coffee made of acorns. Why are you abusing the pen? My legs are stuck, couldn't they make the bed wider? The blanket is short - my legs are stuck. No back, brothers. (do not take bribes) Why is everyone shaking? Is it an earthquake? Or did you open the window? It's the same thing, but completely different things. Prices did not decrease, but increased. It is located a hell of a lot of places. My back lay on mine. Why did you sit on my chair? The eyes were sitting, pecking. A lot of money. Almost enough for two keys. I brought him a book, and he is a fool. I am satisfied with myself. Forty-eight with forty-eight zeros of zeros.
"Crocodile" - "You can’t make this up"
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"Comrades! Whoever goes for skulls - pass by, so we can finish with you faster!" (Announcement by the nurse in the clinic)
"Half a pig is for sale in live form..." (From an advertisement)
"The store accepts on commission suitable for sale... carpets and carpet products made of crystal." (Announcement in the newspaper)
"As a result of five years of observations, it was found that from 200 to 400 crows lived simultaneously on one square meter of parkland." (Newspaper "Lenin's Banner", Moscow region)
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│ MLP of Tajik SSR │
│ Knitting factory │
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│ Dushanbe, 40 years │
│ of Tajikistan, 123 │
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│ ----------------------- │
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│ Children's pantaloons │
│ Article 251317 │
│ Chest circumference - 72 (36) │
│ │ (Price tag)
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"There is a training point at the factory where unskilled workers can acquire the profession of a turner, milling machine operator, grinder, female molders, etc." (From an advertisement)
"Shirts and jackets should be tucked into trousers, boots, or socks." (From the leaflet "Beware of Tick Bites")
"The Colorado potato beetle is a small insect 8-12 centimeters long." (Newspaper "Northern Star")
"Mother is delighted with the children. Vera Danilovna's soul does not ache for them, because she has given them her soul." (From an essay)
"All hen keepers who have laid more than a hundred eggs should report to the office at lunch for a photograph on the board." (Announcement)
"Citizens, purchase tickets for travel. There is control on the line. Back platform, move your heels faster!" (Announcement by the bus driver)
"Compote made from fresh cabbage" (From the cafeteria menu)
"The boar died because the pigsty owner drank too much." (From the act)
"The Bureau of Employment Information invites applications for the position of engineer-builder in the Osh branch of the institute 'Kyrgyz Promproject'." (Newspaper "Lenin's Path", Osh)
"For attempting theft, citizen Zhulik was detained." (From the act)
"I reported that after the move, a man in a horse-drawn sleigh passed by the crossing." (From the report)
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│ Factory of Plastic Fittings │
│ Cherepovets, Krasnoarmeyskaya St., 54 │
│ phones: 2-62-07, 2-73-60 │
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│ PLASTIC BUTTONS MADE OF HORNED ANIMALS │ (Label)
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│ ACCEPTANCE OF │
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│ REPRODUCTION TAKES PLACE │
│ from 8:15 to 9:30 │
│ and from 13:00 to 14:00 │
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"December 23. For you, officer's wives! 1. Lecture. 2. Artistic film 'How to Become a Man'"
"Citizens! Due to the repair of the water supply network in the building, there will be no light on January 23. Stock up on hot water."
"Comrades! Due to repairs, the men's shower will be closed from 13/XII-71. All men will move to the second half of the women's showers."
"A heart was removed on a chain, and there are bite marks on the heart." (From the protocol of examination of the medallion)
"My neighbor systematically poisons me with his goat, which has caused my vegetation to come to a deplorable state." (From the statement)
"Recently, they achieved a new labor victory - reached the 10-kilometer mark for milk yield per cow." (Newspaper "Village News")
"You are allowed to live for one more day. After that, I will not be able to help you." (Warning from the hotel administrator)
"Valuable items and money should be given to the bath attendant. The bath attendant is not responsible for lost items." (Announcement)
"Canning mushrooms and wild garlic, I remind once again, is very dangerous! Therefore, we strongly recommend pouring the canned mushrooms into a pot, boiling for 45 minutes, and draining into the sewer." (Newspaper "Grozny Worker")
"Citizens! Take care of the garbage chute, this is your home, where you live!" (Announcement)
"Beef jelly with horseradish snack" (From the restaurant menu)
"Patients should be buried at 7 in the morning!" (Announcement in the eye department)
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│ THE PASSWORD WAS KNOWN │
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│ 16-18 11h, 15h │
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│ FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD CAPTAIN │
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│ 19-22 11h, 15h │
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│ OLD MAN KHOTTABYCH │
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"Roasted mutton, natural pork" (From the menu)
"Hitching and unhitching a single-hoofed cart." (From the order)
"Thus, for over 6 months, the application from the residents of house N12 for the replacement of through cracks has been with master ZhKO Indyukov." (From the presentation)
"I request to issue me 20 rubles in honor of my salary." (From the statement)
"At the central warehouse, there is about 20 cubic meters of unclaimed concrete, lying in a pile. Remnants of foreman Burmakin." (From the act)
"The cost of spare parts for the repair of household appliances and watches is charged to customers, received from warehouses by invoice." (From the act)
"It is interesting that a whale's tongue is about thirty meters long and weighs about twenty tons, weighing 4000 kilograms." (Newspaper "Caucasian Health")
"Rusakov A.I. on July 1, 1981, went to work. In the square near the factory, something got into his eye. He went to the health point. At the health point, nothing was found in Rusakov A.I. On July 2, Rusakov A.I. went to the clinic, where a foreign body was found and a hospital slip was issued." (From the act)
"This is the nurse who knows how to do everything, - says Anna Alekseevna Igrina, the head nurse of the hospital, about Sannikova. - She is called a wide-profile sister. She takes the patient and sees them through to the end." (Newspaper "Nefteyugansk Worker")
"Comrades tourists! On June 20, bed linen will be changed. Even-numbered rooms will be exchanged with odd-numbered ones. Administration." (Announcement at the tourist base)
"I will start with some positive examples. After the critical article 'One Pig for the Whole Village', published in 'Kalinin Truth', the chairman of the kolkhoz 'Activist' B.A. Protchenkov began to constantly help the kolkhoz workers in acquiring piglets and feed. As a result, the number of pigs in the personal farms of the workers of this state farm doubled last year." (Newspaper "Kalinin Truth")
"On the basis of liquefied gas, a collective of amateur fishermen has been created." (Newspaper "Lenin's Word")
"The traffic police commission, being in an intoxicated state, revoked the driver's licenses for a period of one year to 5 years and fined drivers Chulkin V.E. from the district agricultural machinery, Tutykina S.A. from the Shlakovskaya oil base." (Newspaper "Leninets")
"In 1979, it was planned to obtain 108 calves per each cow of the commodity herd. After reading these lines, some may doubt the reality of what was said, while specialists and milkmaids of 'Voskhoд' consider this figure minimal." (Newspaper "Orlovskaya Truth")
"Diary of agricultural work. According to operational data from the district executive committee's agriculture department, as of the morning of March 19, 56,211 tons of manure (70% of the task) were delivered to the wintering sites of the public livestock of the district." (Newspaper "Banner of the Motherland")
"The first certificates of birth were handed over to Arkadiy Gavrilovich and Galina Ivanovna Vostretsov, in whose family twin daughters Irina and Marina, Oksana, Natalia, Tatyana, Yulia, Alexander, Dmitry, Denis, Roman, and Evgeny were born - wonderful names were given to the babies." (Newspaper "Kama News")
"The voters' club at the canning factory has not stopped its work. It has clubs of dog lovers and women..." (Newspaper "Michurinskaya Truth")
"I inform you that comrade Gelanenko V.A. was issued a net in the quantity of 1 piece for catching fish measuring 88 meters." (From the notification)
"Comrades men! Be brave, push the women through the cabin!" (Request in a crowded bus)
"This question we put sharply and turned around its axis." (From the speech)
"In relation to my appearance, he says that someone from the PМК-21 called and said: 'What kind of fekla did you send me?'. I am sure that no one could say this about me. I behave politely at the sites, as it should be. Yuri Pavlovich himself invented this word 'fekla' to finally humiliate and kill me morally. And he achieved his goal, I haven't been able to look at myself in the mirror for exactly a week without thinking that I am a fekla." (From the explanatory note of the assistant sanitary doctor)
"In men's salons, you will gain vigor." (Advertisement for barbershops)
"Whoever has seen a goat with a peeled side, with one horn, please report to the address: Trodovaya St., house 11. If it's a man, he will receive a bottle! If it's a woman, she can wish for herself. The goat is named Maria Ivanovna, black in color. She should give birth soon." (Announcement)
"Hairdressers with names 'Sessun', 'Garson', 'Nadezhda' are almost the same - they differ only in the back." (Announcement in the hair salon)
"Shilov is a true fighter for justice, openly going for any compromises in pursuit of the truth." (Newspaper "Soviet Armavir")
"Prize winners! Urgently report near the pedestal for awards. Not in muzzles and not in uniform will not be awarded." "Comrades participants! Thoroughly wipe your faces from saliva for easier inspection of the dental system." (Announcements at the exhibition of service dogs)
"Plan for the liquidation of office staff in case of fire."
"Clean the duck... With a knife, carefully separate the meat from the guests...". (Newspaper "Banner of Communism")
"The 'Metallurg' Palace of Culture will hold on February 7 in the Small Hall. University of Future Newlyweds. 'On the Essence and Beauty of the Relationships of Future Spouses'. On February 8 in the Large Hall. At 19:30 - 'My Wife is a Liar' staged by the Udmurt Musical Theater." (Advertising newspaper "Week of Udmurtia")
"A temporary house is for rent. The yard is asphalted, there is water supply, the owner does not drink, and there are other conveniences." (From an advertisement)
"Due to departure, a cow with a cart M-62 is for sale."
"Railway sheet for wagon shipment. Cargo description: New untreated sleeper, length 2.75 m."
"For poor control of installation, the master of the electrical workshop Mukhina N. is to be reduced by 20% for the month of April." (From the order)
"Girl with beef legs, please approach the counter." (Buffet attendant's remark)
"ANNOUNCEMENT. On May 8, the bath will be mutual (male and female)."
"There is no evidence of murder." Screen adaptation of the novel of the same name by R. Barch "Man on the Hill". ("Viewer's Companion")
"You are allowed to wash and steam in the bath with a ticket bought at the box office for no more than one hour." (Announcement in the bath)
"Dear passengers! Please do not litter, do not smoke, do not lie on the sofas, use automatic storage lockers." (Announcement over the station radio)
"Transportation of people to the exhibition-sale." (From the note to the travel sheet)
"A beehive and beekeeping inventory are for sale." (From an advertisement)
"Feed troughs in the calf barn are placed against the walls, and the feed for the calves has to be given through the back." (From the speech)
"To the shop manager from Polunin EXPLANATORY I did not work from November 14 to 17, 1878, because I went with a friend to the village of Kremenky, we climbed into the cellar with beer and could not get out for four days."
"As a result of the year, natural payment for the offspring received and its preservation was received by seven people (four people of calves at 2 months of age and three calves at one month of age)." (From the audit act)
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│ Friendly guys │
│ with jam │
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│ 0 r. 06 k. │ (Price tag in the store)
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"His tractor is always running: he does not smoke or sit idly, checks if everything is in order." (Newspaper "Dawn of Communism")
"From October 12 to 17 of this year, shooting of schoolchildren will take place in the shooting range according to a sliding schedule." (Announcement)
"A stone house for firewood is for sale." (Advertisement)
"...After all, people are like batteries. They should heat each other up." (From a radio broadcast)
"Eat and clean up after yourself." (Announcement in the cafeteria)
"I went to work as a table attendant. I will be at the kiosk in three hours." (Kiosk worker's announcement)
"The deputy director pointed out the poor organization of timely emergency management in the housing maintenance office." (From the order)
The door is too narrow; some of our furniture doesn't fit. I threw out the wardrobe, sideboard, and table. It’s okay, I will buy new ones. I managed to drag the sofa, but a strange thing was revealed: as soon as I sit on it, the light goes out throughout the apartment. I guess I will have to replace it too. It's a pity; it was a very comfortable sofa, now they don't make such anymore. Part of the bathroom turned out to be occupied by a clever device. The neighbor said it was needed for predicting earthquakes. The device looks like a box with two evil snakes sitting in it with sensors on their tails. In my opinion, they are poisonous. To let my wife use the bath, I had to lower the device into the garbage chute. The neighbor said he did the same. In the kitchen by the stove, there is a huge niche with a poorly plastered inscription: "noR кIтsнеN сомвINе". I’m starting to suspect that the house was designed not for our area at all. We don't have earthquakes. In general, it is livable. The only problem is that the bath leaks and the phone doesn't work. The TV only shows one program: based on some signs, it's Indian.
Contents of the publication: Deja Vu #05
- Аперативчик - Max
Detailed instructions on managing the DEJA VU interface, highlighting different input methods and navigation commands. Explanation of the new and old interfaces for enhanced user experience. Discussion on additional features like frame scrolling and music management.
- Аперативчик - Max
Discussion on supporting machines with more than 128k memory, leading to separate shells for 128k and 256k systems. Testing was mainly done on Scorpion and Profi, with functionality on other models anticipated. Article includes guidance on unpacking source files and insights on using improved algorithms.
- Тема - M.M.A
This article explores the theory behind digitizing sound on ZX Spectrum, focusing on sampling and quantization processes. It provides practical insights into converting sound files using specific hardware and software. Additionally, it offers methods to enhance sound quality while working within the hardware limitations.
- Theme
The article discusses the Save Our Scene initiative aimed at uniting Spectrum users and developers to promote software distribution and enhance the scene's development.
- Charter of the Amazing Soft Making Association
Discussion of the founding charter of the Amazing Soft Making association, detailing its goals, membership criteria, and operational principles.
- Theory of Magazine Creation
The article provides a detailed guide for aspiring magazine creators, focusing on technical aspects such as interface design, memory management, text formatting, and music integration for ZX Spectrum publications.
- Solder Drop
The article provides a personal account of purchasing and using the General Sound device for ZX Spectrum, detailing installation and sound performance. It discusses the initial issues encountered and praises the enhanced audio experience in compatible games. The author encourages further software adaptation for the device and reflects on multimedia capabilities with simultaneous hardware use.
- Solder Drop
The article discusses the capabilities of Sound Forge 4.0c for professional audio processing on PCs, highlighting its extensive features such as sound editing, effects, and restoration tools.
- SOFTWARE
The article reviews the latest software developments for the ZX Spectrum from Samara, including updates to MAXSOFT SCREEN PACKER, File Commander, and new applications like S-Terminal.
- SOFTWARE - Card!nal
Review and walkthrough of the logical graphic adventure game 'Operation R.R.' with detailed level instructions. Discussion on game elements like music choice and graphic design. Mentions new coder MAX/CYBERAX/BINARY DIMENSION's involvement.
- SOFTWARE
Discussion on the current state and evolution of the demoscene, highlighting the rise of 4K intros and upcoming competitions like FUNTOP'98.
- CODING
Article discusses assembly language coding techniques for optimizing screen scrolling on ZX Spectrum, featuring example code and performance analysis.
- CODING - RLA
The article explores stack manipulation techniques during second type interrupts for graphical effects on ZX Spectrum. It discusses solutions for preserving data integrity when interrupts disrupt graphical operations. Practical examples are provided to handle stack issues efficiently.
- CODING
The article describes the MS-PACK packer and its DEPACKER, detailing usage scenarios and providing BASIC and assembly code examples for handling packed files. It emphasizes optimizing performance by allowing unpacking with interrupts enabled and separating the DEPACKER from packed files. Additionally, it includes insights on programming techniques for loading and executing BASIC files on ZX Spectrum.
- CODING
The article discusses various coding techniques for ZX Spectrum, focusing on sprite rendering, rotation algorithms, and optimization methods to enhance performance.
- ANOTHER WORLD
Discussion on the evolution of multimedia technologies and their impact on various fields, including education and entertainment. It covers advances in computer hardware and software that have facilitated the integration of audio, video, and text. The article reflects on past developments and speculates on the future of multimedia systems.
- ANOTHER WORLD
Comparison of PC and Amiga systems highlighting performance, software costs, and user experience with multimedia capabilities.
- Honor Roll
Interview with PROGRESS discusses their creative journey on ZX Spectrum and AMIGA, addressing challenges in demomaking and the current state of the scene.
- Honor Roll
The article details the activities and future projects of the Eternity Industry team, based in Kovrov, including successful releases and collaborations with other groups.
- Honor Roll
Discussion of the Artcomp'98 festival, focusing on its mail-in format and guidelines for various competitions, including demo, graphics, and music categories.
- Honor Roll
The article provides a glossary of terms used in the demo scene, explaining roles such as musician, coder, and graphician, as well as different types of demos and effects. It serves as a useful resource for understanding the terminology and dynamics of the community. This is a descriptive piece aimed at educating readers about the jargon of the demo scene.
- Honor Roll
The article discusses the issues with mouse support in various ZX Spectrum magazines and the frustrations of users when encountering compatibility problems. It critiques developers for not adhering to standards, leading to poor user experiences. The author expresses the importance of consistent improvements in software for the ZX Spectrum community.
- Honor Board
The article discusses the process of creating tricolor images for ZX Spectrum using Photoshop and a simplified approach. It outlines how to divide an image into RGB channels and convert them for use on the Spectrum. Additionally, it provides tips on how to manage the files for optimal results.
- Honor Roll
The article discusses the comparison and perspectives on various computer systems, particularly emphasizing the strengths of AMIGA over PC and advocating for appreciation of all machines.
- Seven and a Half
Article discusses the humorous absurdities and peculiarities of military training and academia, blending satire with real anecdotes and witty observations.
- Seven and a Half
The article provides a satirical manual on programming methodologies, mocking the rigidity of formal programming practices and advocating for a more creative approach to coding.
- Seven and a Half
Instructions on safe sex practices, including guidelines on eligibility, preparation, and actions during and after the sexual session, along with handling emergency situations.
- Seven and a Half
The article discusses a call for a talented artist in Krasnodar for a ZX Spectrum group, raises concerns about the unethical practices of Scorpion regarding software rights, and critiques a video review of E'97.
- Seven and a Half
The article 'Семь и 1/2' narrates a humorous picnic adventure involving the editorial team of Deja Vu, highlighting their camaraderie and mishaps while preparing a barbecue.
- Trial of the Pen
The article is a humorous take on the fictional adventures of Winnie the Pooh as he interacts with computers and friends, discussing the absurdities of technology and daily life.
- First Pen
The article discusses the new section in Deja Vu dedicated to fantasy and science fiction literature, featuring book reviews and reader participation in content creation.
- Advertisement
The article is an advertisement section from Deja Vu #05, promoting collaborations with designers and musicians for future issues, and offering various software and hardware for ZX Spectrum.
- News
The article announces the launch of a new magazine, AMIGA RULES, focused on the AMIGA computer, addressing the lack of quality Russian-language publications. It aims to provide information on programming, hardware, software, and gaming, while fostering a community among AMIGA enthusiasts. The magazine will include contributions from readers and regular updates on the AMIGA scene.
